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A suspiciously quiet Mandrake baby you should refer to as "Bonsai" for the Muggles' sake.
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Promising Review: "WOW! WOW! WOW! I was keeping my fingers crossed that this bonsai would arrive healthy and look good. It arrived in perfect condition and looks FANTASTIC. I ordered two more within five minutes of opening the box. I think that says it all." —Dave Levy
Get it from Amazon for $22.47+ (available in two sizes).
A butter beer candle, because your pumpkin spice candle could never smell as good as the Three Broomsticks.
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Get it from Nook and Burrow on Etsy for $18.27.
A Hedwig-inspired jewelry cage that will actually be pretty terrible for housing your snowy owl, but will perfectly hold all your jewelry (or horcruxes) safely.
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Includes a gold finish, black satin pads to prevent scratching, and rotates to easily access jewelry.
Get it from Pottery Barn for $99.
A set of floating diamond glass terrariums so beautiful you'll know Neville had a hand in making them.
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Promising Review: "All came to me safe and on time. These glass vessels are beautiful as a collage on my wall. They are easy to mount with Command clear removable hooks or the hardware that they came with. Fantastic! I bought four more!" —Kathleen Mcnamara
Get them from Amazon for $14.95+.
A set of Marauder's Map bedding to keep you covered when you are up to no good, we solemnly swear.
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Get it from Hot Topic for $74.90 (full/queen).
A mermaid blanket you could throw on a sofa to make it look chic, or throw on your body to look like someone who just ate a crap ton of gillyweed.
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Promising Review: "So cute! I felt like a mermaid the minute I opened it! The stitching is solid and sturdy. The blanket itself is very long and would easily fit kids and most adults. I liked that the side is constructed as a slit rather than trying to squeeze in through the top. It would make a great gift!" —AJM
Get it from Amazon for $14.99+ (available in two patterns and 11 colors).
A toilet decal with directions we recommend not following.
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Get it from Amazon for $7.99.
A toilet night light that would totally make Moaning Myrtle be all, "Where has this been my whole (after) life?"
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Promising Review: "This is the coolest night light! Every person in our family loves it, from my 2-year-old to my 33-year-old husband! Our bathroom is large and there are no outlets near the toilet so our children got scared to use the bathroom at night. Now, they are super excited to use the bathroom. This is a potty training must! I'm thinking these would be great gifts for our whole family so we will definitely be ordering more in the future!" —Victorialemieux
Get it from Amazon for $14.95.
A Dumbledore-approved gold foil watercolor print so lovely you will want one for every room of the house.
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Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
A sunburst mirror, like The Mirror of Erised, to show you your deepest desire, even if your desire is usually just getting eyeliner on straight.
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Get it from H&M for $34.99.
A doormat which will actually be pretty useless, because it will tell everyone how to unlock the door.
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Get it from Artsy Doormats on Etsy for $33.97.
A platform 9 3/4 sign to help you find the wizards in your world... or make people think you're really into fractions.
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Get it from Green On The Vine Design on Etsy for $14.
A traditional rug for cozy nights in the common room.
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Promising Review: "This rug is absolutely beautiful! The colors are true and rich, and the size is perfect. The quality is nice and a real value for the price. I recommend highly!" —Sherry
Get it from Amazon for $144.68 (available in two colors).
A golden snitch clock — it would surely let you catch a few more minutes of sleep, if you could catch it.
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Get it from Pottery Barn for $49.
A levitating succulent pot to charm and enchant all who see it.
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Promising Review: "This is truly wonderful. I have it in my office and get a lot of 'Wow, is that floating?' Love it." —Betti G. Weiss
Get it from Amazon for $69.99.
A patronus bed set for cleverly hiding your Harry Potter passion in the comfort of some snuggly sheets.
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Get it from Pottery Barn for $29.50-$149 (available in twin, queen, and king).
A salt crystal lamp that would give the Sorcerer's Stone a run for its money.
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Promising Review: "I could not be more pleased with this. The price is better than most and it is beautiful, better than expected. I got one to give as a Christmas present and after seeing it, I ordered one right away for myself." —Leah
Get it from Amazon for $24.99.
A lightning bolt tapestry to keep the sparks alive in any room of the house.
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Get it from Redbubble for $30+ (available in three sizes).
A decorative pillow so charming we know you are going to love it good.
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Get it from W. Francis Design on Etsy for $19.67+ (available in five sizes in polyester or cotton).
A gorgeous display of gilded butterfly wall art, because if you had a patronus it would be a million butterflies.
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Get it from Pottery Barn for $149.
A rustic cabin shower curtain perfect for Hagrid to take up shop in your bathroom, naturally.
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Get it from Amazon for $29.99+ (available in three sizes).
A floating bookshelf that will prove you have been reading up on your levitation charms.
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Get it from Urban Outfitters for $16 or 2 for $24.
Also available in a double bookshelf for $14.99.
A snuggable cat lamp Crookshanks would probably hate because it will be squishy, adorable, and light up with just a touch; he could never compete.
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Promising Review: "This is the perfect decoration if you're looking for something cute and small. I love all the colors and it's so adorable to look at! I would recommend this to anyone looking for a cute night light." —Jojo
Get it from Amazon for $13.49 (available in three faces).
A light switch plate that can bring you happiness even in the darkest of times, if you only remember to use it to turn on the light.
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Get it from Amazon for $24.49 (available in two colors).
And a pair of particularly circular glasses to casually leave out on your coffee table when someone comes over so you could be all, "Oh, my friend left those here. He's so forgetful. And powerful."
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Get them from Amazon for $5.25.
The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.